Today called for Jillian Michael's 'No More Trouble Zones'. It went something like this....
Thankfully this only happens once a week. It's a beatin'!
The montage above was inspired by Cely's post yesterday at Running off the Reeces. (Also, please don't notice my crappy Photoshoping today. Time was limited!)
I know you came here for your weekly thrills, so let's get started...shall we.
Thrill 1:
I have been wanting to do a weight post for awhile. However, my weight has not been what I wanted it to be. Finally, I said screw it.
So here it is...my current weight. |
Oh yes, and I will share my steps to successfully weighing yourself.
- Do it first thing in the morning before eating anything.
- Poop
- Get naked
- Say a prayer and step on the scale
- Depending on the number you see, do one of the following
- Jump for joy!
- Throw a tantrum!
Thrill 2:
My feet have bunions. Wow, I've already shared my weight and my deep dark bunion secret with you today. But I have discovered a product that I LOVE!
Pedifix Visco-Gel Bunion Guard |
You just hook it around your big toe. |
It conforms well to your foot. |
I will admit toe socks can be challenging to get on over these things, but it can be done.
Thrill 3:
Do you remember this picture from yesterday?
If not, go read Whine and Wine Wednesday here! |
Don't be jealous of my 1/2 inch vertical, and what the heck happened to my neck? |
I'm pretty sure if this one wasn't blurry it would be awesome. |
Are you getting dizzy yet? |
Pretend jumping. Now let's drink! |
Cheers! |
What's trilling you this week?
Ha! had to comment that the ad underneath this posting for me was for "hammer toe surgery". I'm about 10 pounds above my ideal racing weight too but unlike you, I'm just not caring much. Maybe that will change once summer gets here... wait, it's already here? oh damn.
ReplyDeleteahahahahaha love it! And here's to us being skinny in Chicago!!
ReplyDeleteAh, I'd be jumping for joy and celebrating with wine if that's what my scale read. :) The pretend jump picture is really cute.
ReplyDeleteMy weighing strategy looks a lot like yours, except if I don't like the answer I'll try again. Once, I tried again after peeing and was heavier. WTF??
I love jumping pics!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteYour champagne top pooped?
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