Marathon Training Week 5 - Day 2
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| This morning Randee was checking her mail at 4:45am. Weirdo. |
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| I was attempting to ride her son's car. I see a triathlon in my future with my mad riding skills. |
Our training called for 4 miles at 10:00ish pace. My hammy was a little tight, and we were both in a chatty mood. We just ran what we felt and talked the entire time. We ended up staying right around 11:00 pace. Good thing was we both ended feeling great and ready to tackle the day!
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| Notice the sun rising in the background. Great way to start a day! |
Paula from
Eat: Watch: Run has inspired this post.
Crazy people from around the globe can find this here blog through a google search. In my stats I can see the phrase they have searched to land at the Bitchy Runners blog. Some of them give me a good laugh. I thought I would share a few of my favorites.
Bitchy Runners
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| Everyone wants to know a bitchy runner! |
Cool Kids Runners
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| It doesn't get much cooler than us. |
Nude Neti Photo
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| It's a weird fetish, but who am I to judge? |
Runners Sexy Legs
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| Who doesn't love sexy runners legs? Now if I can just get some! |
Birthday Spankings
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| If you're offering we're ready! |
Girls Gone Wild Runner Up
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| I don't know why their settling for the runner up. |
Bitchy Heels
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| We like to bitch and we like heels. |
Cougar Girl
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| We prefer Cougar Woman, thank you very much. |
So there you have it. I'm pretty sure the Bitchy Runners Blog will be up for a Nobel Prize providing such life changing information to the world. Perhaps I need to start writing my acceptance speech and dress shopping.
Just in case anyone searches
Richard Simmons Stalker I'll leave you with this.
Happy Tuesday!
Breaking News: There is a new search since I first posted this blog. I have no pictures, but believe me, you will be happy I don't....Sexy Mom Naked Without Clothes. We attract a classy crowd I tell ya!
Congrats on week 5!! You guys rock!
ReplyDeleteThis post is hilarious!
How about I found you through Rather the Couch -that's a pretty normal way to find a blog, right?
ReplyDeleteThe google searches are very strange, indeed!
@Xaarlin - Thanks! We are slow...but consistent! :)
ReplyDelete@Victoria - Oh yeah, Rather the Couch is totally normal...and a great blog!
ReplyDeleteOh my gosh, the google searches that send people to blogs is HYSTERICAL! Yours are too funny!
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LOL! I love Sexy Naked Mom without clothes and Naked Neti pot. AWESOME.
ReplyDeleteI get some weird creepy ones too. Especially about legs. I should have thought about that when I named my blog.
Wow! This all makes me wish that I would have found you guys through some weird-creepy search terms... then it would be like I was FAMOUS... maybe I should claim to have been one of these!
ReplyDeleteNah... I'm boring and found you through someone elses' blog! (I wish I could remember who's blog, so that I could give proper credit where credit is due)!
Love your blog! :)
I love it all!
ReplyDeleteAnd Richard Simmons. He cracks my ass up!