Once upon a time there was a wannabe runner with thick legs and chubby knees.
She was trying to find the perfect outfit to make her as fast as could be.
Don't tell her husband, but she went on a bit of a shopping spree.
Skirt, shorts, compression calf sleeves, what will it be?
Since she could not decide she just got all three.
Now she needs your help to determine the outfit that is least dorky.
No giggling or snorting, even if you think she looks a little porky.
|Outfit number one. This will come back into play in a moment.|
|The pinks totally don't match. But I am loving the Nike Tempo shorts. Pardon my pastiness.|
|More Nike Tempo's with green. I have green compression socks on the way. I'm also showing off my Skinny Runner "It's Not Vanity It's Sanity" shirt.|
|Yeah, this top will be returned. Super see through. However, if I decide to enter a wet t-shirt contest I'm good.|
|Now back to outfit number one. I want to wear my compression tights underneath the skirt. but then you get major knee pudge.|
|Thanks to a pedicure...|
|My feet are now slightly less nasty.|
|Audrie and me showing off our new toes.|