Today I'm dreaming about this....
|Being on a boat. In the warm sun. With a cold drink in my hand.|
|Chantell and I were working our biceps lifting all those margaritas from the table to our lips.|
|And when else can you wear a red flower in your hair and not look like a dork? Okay, perhaps you still look like a dork. But no one knows you and no one gives a s#@t.|
|And with no worries in the world, I can become the life of the party.|
|Perhaps that will be Doug and me in 30 years. They are definitely following the no one knows you and no one gives a s#@t rule.|
|I don't have many digital images of me at my heaviest, but here is one when I was in Tokyo. That trip needs it's own blog post one day. For now just focus on my chubby cheeks and bloated belly.|
|This was when I was at my smallest.|
Perhaps if I go try on swimsuits I will find my motivation. Last year I discovered I love Victoria's Secret's swimsuits. I just wish you could try the darn things on.
Alright, I'm off to enjoy my last lazy day on the couch. I'm also considering a pedicure. Bless the heart of the poor lady who has to deal with these toes. And perhaps it's about time for some sunless tanner. Oh the vanity of it all.
Happy Friday Y'all!
I want to see your fat/skinny comparison pictures. You know you have some. Email them to me! I want to see!
Do you do beach vacations? Where is your favorite place to go?
Where is your favorite place to buy swimsuits? Do you wear a one piece, tankini, bikini or your birthday suit