Three Thrills Thursday

Marathon Training Week 5 - Day 4

Today called for letting Jillian Michaels kick our butts, and she was successful.  We took the torture out by the pool.  For some reason a hot breeze makes the pain hurt less.

I'm guessing Randee has a Mary Kay job interview today dressed all in pink.

This is my unsuccessful attempt at modeling the pool fountain.

Are you ready for your weekly thrills?

Thrill 1:

Last night for dinner I made tilapia and black beans.  I don't know how trilling that is for you, but it was pretty darn good.

Black beans with tomatoes, feta cheese and fresh cilantro.

Baked tilapia with honey lime dressing.

Thrill 2:

I'm married to a 13  year old boy in a 44 year old man's body.

He tries to make out with me in public places.

He makes goofy faces when I am clearly NOT in the mood.

He rocks out with his air guitar.

However, he does keep life fun and interesting. 

And every once in a while we dress up and act like adults.

Thrill 3:

My boobs sag to my knees.  It's a sad fact, but true.

I figured you would appreciate it if I did not show you a picture of my saggy boobs.  Instead you can look at my pink toes and the view I had for a few hours yesterday.  I love summer!

Now, bring yourself back here tomorrow. I have a great blog in the works.  I can't wait to post it!  I'll leave you with a text from Cheri that made me giggle.  I was doing some very scientific research and sent a text to a few friends that said, "what is something you never want to hear your man say?"

Have a Thrilling Thursday!

Homer Simpson Randomness

Workout:  Yogilates

Sit back, relax and be ready for some total random thoughts.

1.  Marathon training starts Monday!

Amazon book delivery, wine, water, Nut-Thins and Hummus!

 2.  I ordered half a million books to help me get ready to train.  Expect some book reviews soon.

Don't mind Homer Simpson in the background.

3.  I will write a Heels and Hills Half race report one day.

I got a waterproof camera due to all the rain.  I've been to lazy to get the pics developed. 

We did meet Lesley from Racing It Off.

4.  My son broke his glasses...again.  Third time since January.  Momma was not a happy camper.  So I made him play dressup.

Harry Potter

What I'm buying him if he breaks another pair.

5.  My former marine husband was super patriotic yesterday.

6.  A friend just sent me this old picture of me.  It should motivate me to keep from licking the bottom of the hummus container.  Just call me chipmunk cheeks. 

Mercy me.  What the heck is on my head?  And why did someone not tell me to stop eating?

That's all the randomness I have time for.  I have half a million books to read!

Naked Running and Neti Pots

Ahh, it felt wonderful to sleep in this morning!  Nyquil helped me sleep like a baby until 8am!

Now I am hydrating and getting mentally prepared for a half marathon in possible soaking rain.

First order of business....

Breathing!

I am addicted to the neti pot.  Hey, it's better then being addicted to heroin.

You gotta get both side.  That's a pretty good stream right there.

You should be impressed with my self portrait taking.

In 1 1/2 years of running, I have yet to have a total downpour race.

Tomorrow could be my first.

I'm getting my race day gear together this morning.

They use the reusable timing chips.  Hate them.  When you are ready to collapse at the finish line you have to unlace your shoe and turn in your timing chip before you get your medal.  Stupid.

Anyway, I'm trying to decide what I should wear to the race.  I need my two followers to vote between option 1 and 2.

Option 1:  Black running skirt

Option 2:  Nike Tempo shorts

Alright, go ahead and vote.  Cause if no one votes, I might just run naked in the rain.  Hey, that might actually get Doug out to a race to support me....

Happy Lazy Saturday!

A Ridiculous Amount of Pictures

The last 24 hours of my life in pictures...

What to wear to the Warrior Dash?  Do I do the camo thing?

Or the cute Scooby Doo thing?

Wild Friday night playing with the CamWow App on the iPhone.

At least it smooths out the forehead wrinkles.

Randee and I met for coffee this morning.

The plan was to get remotivated for our marathon training.  Isn't she just a ray of sunshine.

Our planning was going well....

Then Randee reverted back to her usual bitchy self.  Flipping off our training plan.  I swear.

Hey, this ain't bad.  Gluten Free and raw.  Awesome.

Then Doug crashed our party.

Low and behold.  Doug and Randee whip their nasty feet out and start comparing missing and black toenails.  Nasty.  There were other people in Starbucks trying to enjoy their coffee.

It's a wild life I live.  I know.  Now I'm off to my parents for a few hours.  Then the countdown to MUD begins!

Have a Super Saturday!

It's Friday, Friday

Workout:  Blame it on Randee this time, not me.  No workout.  We have definitely been a pair of lazy runners this week.

Can you guess what today is?

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It’s Friday, Friday
Gotta get down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
Friday, Friday
Gettin’ down on Friday
Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

And this weekend brings the Warrior Dash!  

Until Sunday afternoon....I leave you with this preview of my Warrior Dash Race Review.

Talia prissing over the fire while Doug takes it like a man.

Yeah Baby!

Who knew Brad had such moves?

I am super pumped up on steroids.

I think Brittany is taking a dump in the water.

What a sexy group we are.  Talia's saggy boobs make me giggle.

Doug's abs are lookin' fine!

And while all of this is going on....

I don't do mud.

Randee will be home bitchin' and relaxin'.

It's Friday, Friday!

Which of my pictures do you like best?  I was totally cracking myself up on all of them.